BREAKING German government "in principle fine with 'punch …

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German government "in principle fine with 'punch a nazi'" but warns that chances are "extremely high" that you would be punching an undercover government agent, "which isn't fine at all."

"Now look, in order to keep neo-nazism under control, we create most of it ourselves, which is the surest way to keep an eye on everyone involved and maintain a healthy level of fear of a neo-nazi threat in the public. Of course, most of the people involved are our own people, which may sound confusing, but there are perfectly fine secret explanations which we can't share for reasons of national security."