BREAKING EU suggests making Canada a member of the union …

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EU suggests making Canada a member of the union "to protect it from Trump and his imperialist ambitions"

"Of course Canada isn't in Europe, we are aware of that, but there are more important things we do have in common. Both the EU and Canada are tremendously communist, gay and feminine, for example. It would be a step to move the EU away from a European Union, which seems a bit white supremacist anyway, and towards an international gay communist union.