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Culinary whistleblower tells all, minutes before suffering tragic fatal traffic accident:
"Look, you don't understand, they are putting sugar in everything. Even the salty stuff. Especially the salty stuff. That’s why you love it so much. They turned you into a junkie when you were three years old. They got you by the balls, man! I gotta go. This isn’t safe. Good luck."