BREAKING: Craig Wright and Calvin Ayre return from their c…
BREAKING:
Craig Wright and Calvin Ayre return from their creative break with a brand new vision:
"Queer to queer electronic credit"
"If you are one of the many millions who doesn't want to take cash to the trans-brothel or gay bar, q2q electronic credit is for you. And the best part: it is fully programmable by the UN and you will never again have to worry about your carbon footprint and your BMI. Government health experts make sure you buy nothing that hurts your health or the climate. The first 666 users get a tube of lube for free!"
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"Act now and you'll AUTOMATICALLY lose 3% of your purchasing power within 24 hrs of not spending your q2q credits.* Call today!"
*Lose 3% per day every day thereafter with number-go-down technology. CW&CA are not responsible for accelerating the effects of inflation. Side effects may include broken dreams, missed opportunities and shattered trust. Details inside!