BREAKING Conservatives celebrate as their next government …

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Conservatives celebrate as their next government will be made up of somewhat less incompetent people.
"It just feels good to know that competency is returning to government. You don't want people robbing you and micromanaging your life who are completely incompetent. You want professionals who get the job done efficiently. Also, it's kind of endearing to watch people who are still comparatively innocent become completely corrupted by power."