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BREAKING:
Assassination attempt on Kamala Harris thwarted by Michelle Obama.
"We were coming out of the club when two white heterosexuals with red baseball caps jumped us screaming "This is dark MAGA country." They had a rope and assault weapons. I knew it was either fight or die, and I know how to fight, I grew up in a middle-class neighborhood. Unfortunately I didn't have my Glock. But before I could do anything Michelle punched one of them on the chin so hard his MAGA cap fell off. He lay on the floor crying and the other one emptied his assault clip on us and started running. I think God saved us. It was incredibly scary. A bullet grazed my nose."