BREAKING According to a high-level intelligence whistlebl…

BREAKING

According to a high-level intelligence whistleblower, "both India and Pakistan have tried to use atomic warheads against each other, in recent days, but couldn't get them to work."

"We hear a lot about the competence crisis in the West, but let me tell you, things aren't any better in the east. It would be a miracle if both countries still have electric lights in three decades. Anyway, it is a great reminder that the only thing that keeps humanity from extinction is the breathtaking incompetence of the government."