BREAKING 4B movement changes name to 3B movement only days…

BREAKING
4B movement changes name to 3B movement only days after the election victory of Donald Trump:
"We'll still not have your babies or get married, though. But the slut community was very unhappy about the 4th B and we had to admit that it was a step too far."
The question of a reporter if that doesn't mean that everything is now exactly as before the election generated great anger:
"I just told you, you fucking maggot, we are still punishing the patriarchy by refusing marriage and pregnancy. The sex strike wasn't the important part. But don't worry, nobody is gonna have sex with you broke loser, incel ass looking motherfucker."