Average adult has sex about 70 times a year. Next days are …

My sympathies to those below the average. Do you have a source?

Nah, it's a joke I heard from a retired man at the café

Nice. Did you ask him if being retired gives him lots of time to beat the average?

I was laughing my 455 out 😂

Ha! Sounds like you’re good at multitasking.

I was one below average but it’s ok cause its 69