I have a master’s degree in quantitative finance from the U…

I have a master’s degree in quantitative finance from the University of London, a master’s in econometrics, and a PhD in economics from Exeter.
So when I see finance Twitter stacking jargon like drunk men stacking chairs after closing time, forgive me if I ask for something more demanding than vibes in a waistcoat.
“Capital rotates toward asymmetry.”
Wonderful.
Now build the model.
Define the variables. Specify the mechanism. Show the constraints. State the assumptions. Identify the causal channel. Test the claim against data without quietly replacing evidence with narration.
Because at the moment most of this is just decorative babble.
A chart is not a model.
A slogan is not a theory.
A sequence of historical anecdotes is not econometrics.
If the claim is coherent, formalise it.
If it cannot be formalised, say plainly that it is a trading story, not analysis.
But spare me the sermon written in Bloomberg-flavoured fog.
Some of us know what finance actually is.