BREAKING Local man "simultaneously disgusted and amused" a…

BREAKING
Local man "simultaneously disgusted and amused" after finding out that three of the five girls he gave money to on the internet were all actually the same morbidly obese 21 year old Chinese man."
"It's a bit of a downer. I was about to propose to one of them. Turns out she doesn't exist. Whatever. I mean, I could still propose to the fat Cinaman, but he'd probably say no."