Imagine the severe inability to think required to call BTC …

Imagine the severe inability to think required to call BTC “the most decentralized system ever” while missing the obvious point.
Decentralization is about control and governance.
And BTC governance is not decentralized.
Three people control the GitHub keys. That is not a grand political philosophy. That is not a revolution. That is three gatekeepers with commit access and a mob pretending not to notice.
If you cannot work that one out, I am genuinely sorry for your lack of intelligence.