@4 if you want to keep your promise I have a simple solutio…

@4 if you want to keep your promise I have a simple solution for you: buy a Kermit the frog costume, glue a mustache to it, and present while you wear it. Kermit is already naked. You can present as a naked Kermit. 🐸
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