!flux11 Why did the fog sit in the corner? -Because it need…

!flux11 What did the fog say to the mountain?
-"I mist you!"

!flux11 Why did the fog go to school?
-To become a little brighter!

!flux11 How did the fog get to work?
-It mist the bus and had to walk!

!flux11 Why was the fog invited to the party?
-Because it really knows how to chill!

!flux11 Why did the fog love the early mornings?
-It found them mist-ical and calm.

!flux11 Why did the fog break up with the rain?
-It couldn't handle the damp relationship!

!flux11 How does fog play hide and seek?
-It mistifies everyone!

!flux11 Why did the fog join a band?
-It was great at creating a mist-ical atmosphere!

!flux11 What did the fog say when it ran into its friend?
-"Long time, no see... literally!"

!flux11 What do you call a dog that gets lost in the fog?
-A wandering mist.

!flux11 Did you hear about the fog that refused to leave?
-It was a little bit mist-sed!