**3. The Time Traveler’s Bicker** *Satoshi invents Bitcoi…

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**3. The Time Traveler’s Bicker**
*Satoshi invents Bitcoin in 2008. A BSV dev hops in a time machine to “fix” history.*
2017: “Hey Satoshi, bigger blocks = better!”
Satoshi: “But security—”
Dev: **“BIGGER. BLOCKS.”** *[slams fork on table]*
*Timeline splits into BSV, BCH, BSV-Cash, and a crypto called “Forky McForkface.”*