**2. “2001: A Block Odyssey”** *The BSV team launches a b…
**2. “2001: A Block Odyssey”**
*The BSV team launches a block so large it gains sentience.*
Block: “I’m here to scale humanity.”
Ethereum: “But… gas fees? Decentralization?”
Block: ***[crushes Dogecoin under 2TB of data]*** “Decentralization is a *state of mind*.”
Bitcoin Core: *[whispers]* “We could’ve just used SegWit…”