Yeah… Straight B on the chain, no disguise Funny money circ…

Yeah…
Straight B on the chain, no disguise
Funny money circus, watch the clowns improvise

They said it was Bitcoin, but the vision went missing
Now it’s Bitcoin Epstein Vision, wild revision
BSV in the kitchen, data steady whipping
While BTC tryna dance, but it keep on slipping

Whitepaper pure, nine pages of 🔥
Peer-to-peer cash, no middleman games
Then suits showed up with a PowerPoint grin
Talking “number go up” while they locking it in
Now the blocks on a diet, anorexic chain
Fees so high you need a loan just to pay
I’m like nah fam, that ain’t the mission
That’s not Satoshi, that’s a boardroom rendition

Epstein Vision, yeah it’s satire bro relax
Cartoon villains smoking cigars on the tracks
I ain’t saying facts, it’s a joke with a twist
Like Scooby-Doo villains getting yanked by the mask, yoink
“Would’ve got away with it too,” they sigh
If it wasn’t for scaling and data on-chain pride
BSV rolling deep with the receipts intact
Terabytes talking, we don’t cap, we don’t act

They said it was Bitcoin, but the vision went missing
Now it’s Bitcoin Epstein Vision, wild revision
BSV in the kitchen, data steady whipping
While BTC tryna dance, but it keep on slipping

Gangster rap but the weapon’s a node
I pull up with scripts, not a gun, that’s code
Micropayments dripping like rain on chrome
Pay-per-click thoughts straight out the dome
Anonymous mask, street art prophet
Spray-paint truth on a digital wallocket
BTC maxi yelling “store of value!”
I’m like cool story bro, but can it do value?

Small blocks, big egos, locked gates
Meanwhile the metanet eating whole plate
BSV like “scale it or fade”
While the rest arguing on a 2017 stage

Epstein Vision, yeah it sound absurd
That’s the point, let the irony be heard
When the system smells funny, follow the trail
Usually leads to suits, lawyers, and a walled-off jail
But me? I’m chilling with the miners and bytes
Straight B shining under neon lights
Funny and weird but the message precise
Bitcoin works best when it’s allowed to be Bitcoin, right?

No gods, no kings, just blocks that grow
No sacred cows, let the data flow
Laugh if you want, but history’s written
By the chain that scaled, not the one that got rewritten