@1494 Evolution is definitely questionable because we have …

I’m joking. But seriously someone invent a kid sleep activation helmet today thanks. FDA approved of course. 🤓

Nah I’m totally kidding I will just use the old fashioned way and give them brandy or something.
Before someone calls the police I am totally kidding.

Parent shaming from @2 in 3... 2...

If I don’t dad joke I will dad cry. It’s my daily job to wake the family up and it’s just so much fun. I’ll be blasting some music in a bit.