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@14519 What in the actual fuck, my dude?
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What? Im literally behaving...
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Okay, fair enough. But still.
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I made some money off doge having a good ol' ipa mindin' my bi'ness
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What you doing?
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Kinda seems like now you owe me two beers...🤔
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Not studying. Not sleeping. Watching DOGE and talking to your dumb ass. What's up with you?
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Very true i got these nasty fucking things again cause liquor store is closed and i was like i need something strong...like texas ranger but voodoo...
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Well, there's your problem. Ranger is where it's at, but you never go double IPA unless youre tryina forget the day.
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Aint shit i dont study cause thats for nerds made some doge so ima call out of work tomorrow...you know the vibes. Im thinking about biying more and see if i can squeeze more out of doge...
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Whats double ipa? This thing is 9%
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THAT'S IT MAN, THAT'S THE DOUBLE.
Imperials are hard, dude. IPA is enough. Do you know the history of IPAs?
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Shiiiiit... you not NY, you from NJ. I knew it.
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You must be talking about this "new" new york...you right im from old new york. When it was real
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Ain't shit real in NY anymore, bro, we all know that.
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Where are you from again. Have ever been to ny? Arent you out in farm land? Where all the stores have larking lots and shit lol
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We aint never dun heard of no larking lot; no sir.
Loons, though.... now, thats a diff'rent story.
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Whats a loon?
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Sir....
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This the gd prairie, now, ya hur? Come ask Dick Chaney htf he gon' shoot sommun in the face & then get backta me; y'all mf cant be knowin bout no gd birds an wanna feed yoir mf families while drivin .22rds upta $.75 like we caint know howta smelt naw c'mon
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Ima alcoholic i have no idea whats made of all i know is that its nasty but its stonger...i usually buy 40s cause they cheaper but they didnt have no colt45
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Son...
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I eat chicken thats good bird right there. I just had me some fine chicken bird from the Cornell himself...yes ma'am mr. Kfc. We only hunt people where im from.
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soun bout rite
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Yeah you know just how we roll. 🤷🏽♂️
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Yall roll with empty glock if memry surves.... betta swerve.
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No gun is gun here. Empty loaded...doesnt matter...
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Like i said, y'all Maria knife havin like we aint out back stabbin.
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I dont even understand what you mean by that?
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xactly
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That's it. By the rules, I win a the things.
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I cant hear you slurring your text boo...lol get some sleep...
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was tryina hodl the Ls for you brah
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Hodl doge? Thats like saving shit just incase you might need it later
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bark, bark, mf
now go tf to sleep
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Sweet dreams...dont be dreamin about latin men now...fuckin around youll wake up dancing
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Parking* i got fat thumbs...
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I think you been drinkin more then me and you about to black out...send me a nudie shit...might as well...
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yfw she still is not that drunk
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Crazy with people too...them sumabitches shoot back. Birds and deer they dont shoot they run youll be like "i think i got haus" and no next this you know you ducking behind a car saying "oh shit i think he got the drop on me"
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"got the drop"
> y'all UK knife havin mf. Uon kno.
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Let me get through this 6 pack and i swear ill understand you 😆
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Please do the both of us a favor.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/India_pale_ale
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Wait so im drinking slave beer? East india company was the slave shit right?
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Dont be calling me son....son...
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NO YOU!!!!
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I mean, give and oar take an yore.
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I wasn't gonna say it.
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Ima see what the brothas and sister feel about ipas ill make a tictok and see some responses...
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Make sure to tie your shirt in a cute little knot on the side and put shoe on head.
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Okey.... see you on the market open.