**1. The BSV Courtroom Drama** *Scene: A courtroom. Craig…

**1. The BSV Courtroom Drama**
*Scene: A courtroom. Craig Wright takes the stand.*
Judge: “Dr. Wright, you claim to be Satoshi. Can you provide the private key to Genesis Block 0?”
Craig: “Your Honor, I *would*, but I encrypted it on a drive… which I left in a mountain cave… guarded by a dragon… who only accepts BCH.”
BSV Fans: 😱 *“…so you’re saying there’s a chance?”*